Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Human Germ!!!

  • Blowing up human jets as a Decepticon helicopter is more fun than it should be. Puny earthlings! You dare?!?
  • A good soundtrack for this game? Maybe I should make an album:

Primus - Hellbound 17 1/2 (Theme From)

Soil - Breaking Me Down

Kidney Thieves - Before I Die

Marilyn Manson - Personal Jesus

Primus – Lacquer Head

Cherrybomb – Manitoba

Voodoo People – Prodigy

  • Less so? The Waitress, by the Waifs. Stupid Random iPod.
  • Man, Bumblebee handles like crap. Well, at least in his early form.
  • Blackout does burnouts like a Decepticon should. Oh, and running head-on into a police car, and watching it fly up, physics be damned (the only explanation is that Transformers are MUCH denser and have a hell of a lot more mass than Earth materials), and then you fire a missile on the way down and blow it to slag? Awesome.
  • You get great spanking firearms in this game, but much like Path of Neo, they only work against the lowest-level enemies (basic drones, and humans). Anything above that has a shield that works for missiles and bullets.
  • And hey! Starscream sounds like Odo from DS9 (he's not, though. I checked).

1 comment:

Taqwa said...

Well.. It certianly sounds like you've promptly gone nuts.

Though I do agree the Decepticon missions should be blowing-shit-up intensive. There also need to me more games where you can play as the bad guys.