Monday, December 20, 2004

Waiting sucks.

I was waiting for Craig's massive email full of pictures to download (odd, drunk and cool pictures though they were), so I made some new comics. Such was my boredom. Enjoy. You know the link, so I'm not reposting it. Sue me.

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Feed Batmanuel. All you need is Batmanual. A Batmanuel is a terrible thing to waste.

I rented the live-action series of The Tick this week. I can see why it only lasted nine episode, but it has its moments. In this, The Tick himself is sort of a nonsequitor, stumbling around the plots of the episode, spouting gibberish. Kind of like Ralph Wiggum. Whereas in the animated series, the Tick was the impetus of many of the plots. On a more positive note, the co-stars of Batmanuel and Captian Liberty were a serioous hoot. They should get their own show. Seriously. Batmanuel (basically a latin pimp-daddy in a bat suit) is one of the sleaziest characters on TV. Example:
BM: "Here, it's the lawyer. They say they are offering dju a settlement to drop djuor lawsuit. It's massive!"
Liberty: "No, I can't! Look at these people. I'm helping them. How could I live with myself if I took that money?"
BM: "I will live with dju. In a big house. With lots of money and a pool. And big gates to keep these people out!"


Well, it's off to buy groceries. Pfft. Like we really need food, of all things.

Punch it, Chewy!

Saturday, December 04, 2004

Guess What Day It Is?

It's Let's Recover From Being Painfully Sunburnt Day! OOOOOH YEAH! Let's all turn the colour of Zoidberg and be in pain! Jump on the motherfuckin' fun bus, bitches!

You Are Rum

You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way

Ok, one, I'm a bargain hunter. Especially for booze. Two, I would never. EVER. Drink Diet Coke. And three, It's BAcardi. And four.... well, I forgot four.

Christmas is coming, says the supervisor
Please buy some entries from a telemarketer
If you don't want some entries, then a donation will do
If you don't want a donation, sir, well then f%$@* you.

Ah, the Christmas spirit. Oh, Tanja and I got a cordless phone, and a new multi-zone DVD player. I can watch my Canadian movies again! Huzzah! No more cursing the poor Playstation2 for not playing scratched discs! Double huzzah!