For all of the complaints (well, ok, two), that lolcat was my most-commented blog post in, well, months. It did it's duty.
The new iPod Touch commercials are using CSS's "Music Is My Hot Hot Sex" as their theme. It's a fun song. I read a review of the band in Mojo and bought that song on iTunes. Now it's in an ad. People are going to think I have the song because of the ad. So, like all those people who actually like "Jerk It Out" by the Caesars (which was also on an iPod ad, which I also have but admittedly, I first heard it from SSX3 on PS2), that was, I must screen what comes out of my speaks for fear of being a trendwhore.
Tanja and I joined a gym. Happily, it doesn't open until late January, early February. The need for it was intensified by Kommi at work, who, after seeing me with a piece of cake from someone's farewell, tactfully asked if I had gained weight. I spent the rest of the evening feeling like I had a bowling ball hanging off my gut. I even contemplated going out and buying a looser shirt on my lunch break. Of course, she DID rectify the situation by saying that I was "a cuddly guy" and that she liked her fiance with his lovehandles. Yeah right.
3 comments:
Oh she didn't. She called you fat in almost hose exact words. Then Cecil said you weren't. Then I said anytime anyone feels fat, just think of Eva.
At least this is drawing attention away from my weight problem.
Love handles will one day make a comeback. Well, I hope.
Just thank your lucky stars you ain't gay. Now, take a comment and multiply the shame and humiliation by like a MILLION, and also the frequency and bitchiness of the comments...
...Yeah!
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