Completely unrelated, and thus somewhat annoying, to be sure... But...
1) Are you still searching for Illustrator / Photoshop / all things Adobe with which, I have theorized, one can control the universe if they rise to the level of Super-Mega-Adobe-Zen-Master? (Currently I am two notches below Adobe-Assistant-Water-Boy... Sometimes I get to warm the towels!) If so, please let me know... Also, what of this "non-CD' format wierdness? It would be on DVD if I were to procure said artifact... Would this make you suitably happy... in your pants?
2) I just caught up on several months worth of Lokiness, hence my being rather behind the times. But good laughs were had by all nonetheless... And by all, I simply mean me. All six of me.
3) Bicardi... Pfftt... RETARD! May publisher of said quiz die a horrible death in the midst of a retard slap fight. (No offense meant to those of the retard variety. I'm laughing WITH you. Truly, I am.)
4) Your linkie to my Live Journal is defunctified. Which is fine, given I currently post maybe once every 2 to 3 months... I rule!
5) My dog's breath smells like my cat's litter box... This is truly a foul combination.
6) Hi! Hope all is well. Clearly, I'm very gifted at staying in touch, as we both know.
1. Yes, I'm still looking for said programs. Apparantly, the rest of the universe-controlling industry doesn't dig my Microsoft Picture It! 2001 program, despite them loving what I can do with it. As for the non-CD format stuff, it's not a prblem as long as I have other people with fully-functioning comps around.
Oh yeah, big happy pants.
2. Yeah, I'm a funny guy. Like Scooby Doo. Funny dog. Had a pal, Scrappy Doo. Pretty funny.
3. I KNOW! Please. If I'm anything, I'm voooodka. That makes Vex and Smirnoff Ice the wondrous things they are.
4. Yeah! Your punk ass needs to post more.
5. Sabretooth was always the stinky one. In your face, kitty-bomb!
6. Yes, things are well, except I dislike my job, and get through it by compulsively losing at chess.
7. Pfff. You said "Koch".
8. It's not too long. It's what you do with it.
9. Look, Mikey, check it out, his head's bleedin'. Look at little Wayne's legs. His legs are shakin'.
There are worse ways to spend a day at work than losing at Chess... And hey, you're getting paid for it - so even though you're the big loser on a daily basis, you really come out a winner! Yay! Mikey wins! You're a big winner Mikey, a big winner.
I will go about procuring said artifacts of legend and myth for you... In DVD form, if that works for you (which I'm thinking it does).
Also, trust me when I say, you want NOTHING to do with Quark. It's a craptacular out-dated program that only still exists because it was given to all the design schools, for free, so that they would teach their students using Quark, at which point the poor misguided fools would venture out upon graduation and purchase their own copies of Quark, thus perpetuating the evil Quark legacy. As one working in the digital publishing & production industry, Quark makes me and all my more digitally advanced cohorts cringe. Quark is bad. Quark is bad and I hate it. Adobe is your friend. In time, you will grow to like, nay, even love, Adobe. This I command.
I read the entire run of Insprite in one sitting yesterday. How's that for dedication to a friend, huh? And I don't even know these people! But I gotta say, I dig the Apprentice guy. And the redhead's hot. In a pixelated little Megaman kinda way, of course.
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Vive la resistance!
Completely unrelated, and thus somewhat annoying, to be sure... But...
1) Are you still searching for Illustrator / Photoshop / all things Adobe with which, I have theorized, one can control the universe if they rise to the level of Super-Mega-Adobe-Zen-Master? (Currently I am two notches below Adobe-Assistant-Water-Boy... Sometimes I get to warm the towels!) If so, please let me know... Also, what of this "non-CD' format wierdness? It would be on DVD if I were to procure said artifact... Would this make you suitably happy... in your pants?
2) I just caught up on several months worth of Lokiness, hence my being rather behind the times. But good laughs were had by all nonetheless... And by all, I simply mean me. All six of me.
3) Bicardi... Pfftt... RETARD! May publisher of said quiz die a horrible death in the midst of a retard slap fight. (No offense meant to those of the retard variety. I'm laughing WITH you. Truly, I am.)
4) Your linkie to my Live Journal is defunctified. Which is fine, given I currently post maybe once every 2 to 3 months... I rule!
5) My dog's breath smells like my cat's litter box... This is truly a foul combination.
6) Hi! Hope all is well. Clearly, I'm very gifted at staying in touch, as we both know.
7) Koch.
8) This comment is officially too long.
9) This is for super fan number 99 over here...
1. Yes, I'm still looking for said programs. Apparantly, the rest of the universe-controlling industry doesn't dig my Microsoft Picture It! 2001 program, despite them loving what I can do with it. As for the non-CD format stuff, it's not a prblem as long as I have other people with fully-functioning comps around.
Oh yeah, big happy pants.
2. Yeah, I'm a funny guy. Like Scooby Doo. Funny dog. Had a pal, Scrappy Doo. Pretty funny.
3. I KNOW! Please. If I'm anything, I'm voooodka. That makes Vex and Smirnoff Ice the wondrous things they are.
4. Yeah! Your punk ass needs to post more.
5. Sabretooth was always the stinky one. In your face, kitty-bomb!
6. Yes, things are well, except I dislike my job, and get through it by compulsively losing at chess.
7. Pfff. You said "Koch".
8. It's not too long. It's what you do with it.
9. Look, Mikey, check it out, his head's bleedin'. Look at little Wayne's legs. His legs are shakin'.
There are worse ways to spend a day at work than losing at Chess... And hey, you're getting paid for it - so even though you're the big loser on a daily basis, you really come out a winner! Yay! Mikey wins! You're a big winner Mikey, a big winner.
I will go about procuring said artifacts of legend and myth for you... In DVD form, if that works for you (which I'm thinking it does).
Also, trust me when I say, you want NOTHING to do with Quark. It's a craptacular out-dated program that only still exists because it was given to all the design schools, for free, so that they would teach their students using Quark, at which point the poor misguided fools would venture out upon graduation and purchase their own copies of Quark, thus perpetuating the evil Quark legacy. As one working in the digital publishing & production industry, Quark makes me and all my more digitally advanced cohorts cringe. Quark is bad. Quark is bad and I hate it. Adobe is your friend. In time, you will grow to like, nay, even love, Adobe. This I command.
I read the entire run of Insprite in one sitting yesterday. How's that for dedication to a friend, huh? And I don't even know these people! But I gotta say, I dig the Apprentice guy. And the redhead's hot. In a pixelated little Megaman kinda way, of course.
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