According to ACA and Today Tonight, you "carn't" trust the following:
- Asian shopkeepers
- Indian doctors
- Lebanese nightclub owners
- Italian smash repairers
- Greek real estate agents
- Polynesian bouncers
- Aboriginals on the dole
- Muslims, bikers, or builders of any kind*.
Whew! In this diverse and modern world, it's outstanding that we have such a well designed structure to guide us through the pitfalls of everyday life!**
Thanks youse, youse guys***!
* Tanja wanted "accountants" added to this last list.
** The sarcasm, she burns me.
*** Tanja wanted to end the post with "That's it - that excludes everyone who isn't "like us". Ah, Australia. Land of opportunity, this place." I rejected this ending on account of a) it's not true, there are many other racisms to apply, b) I enjoy sarcasm like a fine wine, and c) the last line makes her sound like Yoda.
1 comment:
At the risk of sounding like an ACA reporter:
The last Indian Dr. I saw was an absolute quack. His prescription for a chest infection was to tell me to take some cough syrup. Even the pharmacy thought he was nuts.
Heh heh.. lotchel. It's lots of satched. In one!
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