Da Email, Da Email, What what, Da Email.

I finally got the 4 Strong Bad email DVDs I ordered from Homestar Runner.com. I is a giant nerd. Tanja even watched a few, but has put it into the category of things I get and she doesn't along with Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Oh Well :)

Does whatever a spider can, apparently.

Last night, we spotted this little beauty in the corner of the hall ceiling. Doesn't look like much, does it? But then, that's not what it looks like up close.

It's about 5 inches across, and was big enough that Tanja didn't want to walk under it in case it dropped off the ceiling and landed on her face. I didn't want to squish it, as I hate killing spiders that aren't actively trying to kill me. What confused me was Tanja's insistence that if it wasn't in the same place this morning, she'd be more worried, because then she'd think it was in the bedroom.

Well, this morning it was next to the front door, so I shooed it out onto the front porch, where it hid under the fusebox. Cute little bugger.

Dictionary-style Quizzes.

"Lucas --[adjective]:
Pretentiously academian.

Loki --[adjective]:
Smelling like turnips at all times

Tanja --[adjective]:
Having the texture of congealed cheese

Craig --[noun]:
A hermit living in the big city

Taqwa --[adjective]:
Similar to butter in texture and appearance

Ted --[noun]:
A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins

William Hesketh --[adjective]:
Tastes like fried chicken"

Quizzes! Fun for the whooooole family.

I need sleep. This shouldn't be funny.

I was logging into one of the systems at work today. and I saw this message:

"Password accepted. Logging into MERP on MERP."

This struck me as immensely funny for no apparent reason. It sounds like a demon bar. "Welcome to MERP's on MERP! I'm your host, Florg! And a big hello to Phnog, who's on his bachelor party tonight!"

Just silly.

So I was trying to see a movie....

After Easter, tried to get some people together to see The 300. But everyone had already seen it. So I said "Ok, let's go see Hot Fuzz instead." And some people said "Great! What's Hot Fuzz?" After I hit them, we arranged. But then Ted and Craig had early shifts the next day. And I got sick. So now I see no movies at all. *sniff*