Really. Is it by how many pairs of scissors they wear out? Commission per snip? Or do they just bag up all the hair and then weigh it at the end of the week?
The reason I'm asking is because I'm trying to figure out why "trim the sideburns and the back so I don't look scruffy but leave the top and most of the sides because I'm growing it out" becomes "ruin two months of studious hair growth in ten minutes by thinning it without asking me and chopping off huge bits under the pretense of 'blending'".
Where's that monkey? I want something to shoot.
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*hack*
'Uh...what're you doing?'
'Oh, just blending it'
'OK'
*hack, hack*
'Uh...'
'Blending again!'
*hack*
'OK, I think we're done here'
'But I'm not finished blending!'
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