Hmmm...

Captian Carrot You scored 84 intelligence, 67 morality, and 75 physical strengenth!

You are an intriguing character. Good hearted, incredibly strong, and a headful of information that makes that Jeopardy guy look like a bar trivia hack. No one knows what to make of a six-foot tall dwarf who dates a werewolf, and may be the true heir to the throne of Ankh-Morpork. But you can make everyone get along, and are a born leader.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 12% on intelligence You scored higher than 91% on morality You scored higher than 83% on strength

Link: The Which Discworld Character Am I Test written by smirkette on Ok Cupid

Not my first choice... I figured I'd be more Vimes-y. But I can deal.