The L. Brown Suction-Cup Dart Institute Of Office Management

The LBSCDIOM Method of Dealing With Marketing:


The LBSCDIOM Method of Customer Service:


The LBSCDIOM Method of Dealing With The Hot-Button Issue of Children In Advertising:



There'd be more pictures, but we can't get these darts to stick on peoples' foreheads, even after rigorous hours of trying.

All these lessons can be yours for just $2.50 per dart-gun.

Wisdom for us all.

"So everytime I don't get one of your jokes, I cop a dart?"

-Ted, on the role of suction-cup dart guns in office politics.

Gift of Giving

I bought a magnetic dartboard for our part of the office. Then I got to watch as like 8 people (Ted included) were entranced by it. There might even have been an instance of using my cast-iron griddle (which I also bought) to block the darts, making a loud "Bliiiiang!" noise which everyone around us enjoyed immensely. I haven't seen people so excited since the time we brought in those toy guns.